- We show information (hereafter referred to as “stuff”) on our website.
- We do our best to make this stuff accurate, but no one’s perfect.
- You can read our stuff.
- If you sign up for something, we keep your name sacred. We don’t sell it. Never have, never will. From time to time, we will let you know what we’ve been up to. Should you become bored with us, you can unsubscribe.
- All the stuff on this website is original to us unless we say otherwise.
- Don’t steal our stuff.
- Stealing is wrong and we might come after you.
- Please don’t keep your visit a secret. Spread the word. Tell your friends, neighbors, relatives, even your Aunt Harriet to visit our website.
- Thanks for coming. Enjoy the amenities.