Thanks for checking out our privacy policy. Actually, we’re a little surprised you’re here.

Honestly, why would anyone ever want to read a privacy policy? It’s nearly as painful as going to the dentist except, thankfully, it doesn’t involve a drill.

Nevertheless, for your reading enjoyment, here’s our privacy policy:

• We show information (hereafter referred to as “stuff”) on our website.
• We do our best to make this stuff accurate, but no one’s perfect.
• You can read our stuff.
• If you sign up for something, we keep your name sacred. We don’t sell it. Never have, never will. From time to time, we will let you know what we’ve been up to. Should you become bored with us, you can unsubscribe.
• All the stuff on this website is original to us unless we say otherwise.
• Don’t steal our stuff.
• Stealing is wrong and we might come after you.
• Please don’t keep your visit a secret. Spread the word. Tell your friends, neighbors, relatives, even your Aunt Harriet to visit our website.
• Thanks for coming. Enjoy the amenities.

If you enjoyed our privacy policy, you may also be interested in learning more about us or checking out the world’s largest straw flying above our downtown Des Moines office.